Frostitution. This is not a phrase I coined. I saw it or heard it so I can’t call it my own. However, it’s a phrase that is quite fitting for Seattle.
Just as donuts dominate the coffee Seattle scene, cupcakes dominate the sugary snack and special event scene. And cupcake bakeries are not shy about flaunting what they’ve got. They have spectacular marketing (Cupcake Royal’s “Does a Booty Good” is genius!), great smells wafting out into the city streets and tempting, delicious concoctions — Pina Colada cupcake, anyone? All of which are sure to draw in those looking for a momentary taste (or release) of happiness. Yes, it is like prostitution without the risk of catching an STD.
Since the early 2000’s cupcakes have been the “new” wedding cake, and Cupcake Wars in 2009 without a doubt bolstered cupcake popularity. I love sweets, but I’m more of a cookie and chocolate bar girl — the darker the better. However, Seattle has made me change my tune. I now (occasionally) crave the hurt-my-teeth sugary frosting and moist, rich cupcake bottom of many Seattle cupcake establishments. And I have “taste tested” many a cupcake. Here are my favorite establishments:
- Cupcake Royal — Ballard — amazing selection, great schwag and awesome staff
- The Yellow Leaf Cupcake Company — 4th Ave — the most amazing buttercream frosting, ever! Talk about frostitution…
- Top Shelf Cupcakes — Queen Anne — booze is a main ingredient in their cupcake recipe. Enough said.
So, are you a cupcake lover? Where do you like to get your cupcake on?